• 11 year olds today:omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11:omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
can i have 87465983 dollars for shoes prease.

im really starting to want an awesome sneaker collection (*´・v・)
right now i only have 4 nice pairs tho and i barely wear them; and they can be so expensive kjfghdjkfdfkj i cant afford to be buying things like that right now but ishdgjkzkj THERES SO MANY AWESOME ONES SGDFJHSAGDFJ!! I WANNA BE A スニーカークイーン~~~~~☆☆☆☆☆

Reblog if you used to lock the butler in the freezer in Tomb Raider

driaumbra:

magpiefliesaround:

terminus-est:

epilepticdancinggiraffe:

Every time.

I never played this, but I used to watch my sister do it all the time.

AND WHEN YOU LOCKED HIM YOU’D STILL HEAR HIS GROANS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE & OUTSIDE;;

deadb1ogger:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

(via rilakkumao)

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azreli:

finn0:

rowanherpty:

suchacrime:

eurosphynx:

str-eet:

pyrow:

do not tell me that is edible

omfg

wut

can you eat that

why was that so interesting..?

i want this so much,

wtf just happened.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

i wonder if i can get them around here…

*0*

(Source: gxldslvgs)

queefjerkey:

my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown

(via mentaltragedy)

  • me:*sneezes*
  • everyone:
  • someone else:*sneezes*
  • teacher:bless you
  • students:bless you
  • principal:bless you
  • class hamster:bless you
  • jesus:bless you
  • god:bless you
  • tupac:bless you